It was unbelievable but it did happen.
In the Diamond Bar, Abhay, Babusha and Charandas were lamenting over their woeful married life.. Abhay knew about a Goddess. She would fulfil the wishes of those who worship her for 3 consecutive days without taking food.
They performed that task at the Holy place. On the fourth day the Goddess appeared along with her assistant who cautioned them to make a correct wish.
“Last month one devotee asked to make him desirable and irresistible to all women. And Madam turned him into a Credit Card”.
The trio smirked. “We want no woman in our lifetime” they prayed in unison. “Amen” the Goddess raised her wand. Now the three were free birds.
First week :
Abhay – My Dad had asked me to practise “Sorry Mam” before getting married. Utter foolishness.
Babusha – Wife once asked me if i had anything for scrap sell. I was then adjusting my brief over the hips. So mean.
Charandas – My Fatso used to push me aside. When talked about weight loss she would giggle “I’m precious so I’ve airbags. Just cool you skinny”.
Abhay – One of us is thinking about Sex, right?
Other two – We too, that makes three, right?
Abhay – WOMAN means Wonderful mother, Outstanding friend, Marvelous daughter, Adorable sister, Nicest gift from God to men.
Babusha — A good woman is hard to find, easy to lose and impossible to replace.
Charandas – Women are foolish when they think they are equal to men. They are far superior. Love them and they give you a baby. Give them grocery, you get meals. Give them house, they make it a home. Give them a smile, they give their heart.
All – We want our women back at all cost.